Hot Pockets and Ketchup...bleh!

Are you thinking yum...or no thank you? Let me say it again, Hot Pockets and Ketchup...I'll give you 30 more seconds - is your mind made up? My answer is...

WHO CARES...ITS NOT YOUR LUNCH! I will admit, it sounds a little strange - but if my friend Keri loves that combo, by golly...I'll eat lunch with her. Today she even dipped her Sun Chips in Ketchup...what you gonna do????

My problem is, I sit there eating what I eat everyday...a frozen steamer meal. It has veggies, meat (sometimes), pasta, and it looks like real food. Its low in calories and it tastes fairly good- did I mention that it is usually on sale at the PC? Someone walks up to me and goes,

"Bleh...how can you eat that garbage?"

My response in my head is, "My lunch is about to be garbage all of your face if you don't get away from my plate."

But instead, I kindly say, "I like it, why are you worried about it?"

Now, you are probably reading my quotations, in what my boyfriend calls, "text-message voice". Don't get that voice confused with my "why in the 'f are you worried about my food voice".

If you are a vegetarian...don't come to my plate and talk about how disgusting it is that there is meat in my dish, and how could I possibly eat something that used to have feelings. Because you know what? Lil Miss Piggy was already dead before I cooked her. And who could let poor Lil Miss Piggy go rotten and her death be in vain. I'm gonna eat it if its dead, butchered, cooked and on my plate.Yumm-O

If you don't like salt...don't ask to see my nutrition facts and gasp at the amount of sodium there is in my food. Do you eat McDonald's french fries? Then why are you worried about my little frozen meal? Then that person spends the next 4 breaths of their life explaining to me how i am going to retain water. Well, I don't drink enough h2o during the day anyway, so maybe it will be good for me to retain a little water. Yumm-O


Don't tell me I am going to be hungry 30 mins later...I have snacks that I brought in my grocery bag. My body does better with lots of little meals. If you want to bring enough lunch to eat until you are gonna split your pants, go right ahead. But I would rather keep my pants and have a fun snack later! Yumm-O

Lexi, my 9yo daughter says,"If you bring your lunch with you, then you don't have to buy it. Plus you can pack anything you want in it. And you don't have to wait in the lunch line for a drink. The most important thing is...you can have an AWESOME lunch box that comes with its own handle."

True Dat!
SteFunny and Lexi♥