True Dat!!!

It is true...what is? That is...  TRUE DAT!!!

This is some random humor for what is on my brain today!

Say it with me, True Dat! Probably the most accurate statement I have heard all day! Someday I will do a blog on my calendar - holy cow, that one will be NUTS!

I tried to come up with something clever for the S S at the end of the calender (Same Shyt - too boring), (Soul Sucking - true, but a little morbid for the weekend), (Strikingly Stupendous - say it out loud...why did it take so long to get all the syllables out???)

True Dat...and NO, I do not want a chilled glass on the side. Why is it considered tacky for a female to drink beer out of a bottle at a restaurant. Hell, bring it to me in a can!

Another thing about beer...to all of those who say "I don't like how beer tastes,"

You aren't supposed to TASTE it,

you are supposed to DRINK it!

Man Up and throw one back...it will be refreshingly bad azz of you...



You know that's right! I do zero things correctly until I can smell it brewing. I only have 2-3 cups a day, but man they help with my ability to function. True Dat!

My man makes coffee stronger than Brian Shaw, and my dad makes coffee as weak as a dying flea...me, I'm kind of in between kinda gal.

BTW...I take 2 blue sugars and no cream (unless you have a fun flavor).

Coming from the kid on the unicorn bike, "Haters gonna hate" - you can't get more TRUE than DAT!

Love yourself, be original, and don't worry about what other people think.

"Do not go where the path may lead,

go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."

~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

Just don't leave behind "that" kind of trail - True Dat!

SteFunny ♥

Photo Shout Outs, W T F, Yes Beer, Unicorn Bike, and Holler Back if the other ones are yours. Thanks!