What in the world is a VPL?
If you are a woman, you worry about this every time you put on a pair of pants...you turn around in look at your butt in the mirror.
Are they there? EEK!!!
Visible Panty Lines, its a curse...
but do we really need to worry?
Do guys even notice them?
If you are like me, you probably have multiple styles of undies in your unmentionables drawer. It has taken me 20 years to figure out what underwear actually worked and which ones I needed to retire to only when Aunt FLOW was in town.
In the link above it explains in laments terms what each pair of panties is for. Here is my version:
- Briefs: try not to get ones that look like your grandma's. Stay away from Classic, High-cut, and Control Panties. Boyshorts...good to go!
- Hipsters: you can find cute ones at Target...but be careful, you may still end up looking like the blue haired lady next door if you don't get the right style.
- Bikinis and String Bikinis: the 80's introduction to the popularity of thongs. They showed a little more leg, but steer clear. Retro is not cute in the undies department.
- Tangas: Much cuter, more modern version of the bikini. These are safe as long as you don't have a BAND around your waist. Be picky.
- Thongs: These will get rid of your panty lines unless they are too tight, then you get the dunlap affect. Be careful, if you get ones with a thick "butt crack band" your badonka will not be your friend by the end of the night.
- G-Strings: The thinner the "butt crack band" the better. Hey, if you aren't scared of what you look like without pants on, rock them!
I recently found the most disturbing pair of britches I've ever came across. You have to look at this article. Told you it was disturbing. Tell me if you own a pair...I would love to hear all about it!
But back to my earlier question. Do guys even notice them? I took a poll in my house, Jason said, "not when they are walking around, but maybe I can see them when they bend over sometimes." LOL! Just do what is comfortable to you...but please don't leave the house looking like this...
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| The Four Buttocks effect is NEVER ok! |
If you look in your guys drawer, pile, area of the closet, or wherever he keeps his knickers,
there are only 4 kinds that he needs to worry about
boxers
briefs
boxer-briefs
and ones with holes in them
But no matter which style they choose, they always look pretty great (if I do say so myself). Guys...close your eyes...
I couldn't help myself...those are smokin' hawt (I haven't stopped giggling yet)
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| SteFunny |
Guys definitely notice, single or married. Probably more so if single, since they probably wouldn't want their wife to find out. If you're cute/hot, (and there's absolutely nothing wrong with that by the way! In fact it shows you respect yourself enough to take care of your body, but anyways..), then (those attracted to women) will be noticing you regardless of your underwear choice.
ReplyDeleteAs you may have surmised, I am a man, and I do find VPLs or VPs(visible panties) to be a turn-on, but ONLY IF the VPLer(word of the day) herself(notice *her*) is a hotty(hottie?). I usually consider(not fat & not old & not a child) as being hot. And no I am not implying that anorexicly skinny is hot; that is just plain retarded and inexcusable.
Should say (...ONLY IF the VPLer or VPr...)
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